As dark as a cloud of bats from under the Congress Ave bridge, The Kraken is a spiced rum blended with natural flavors and caramel color. If reports are true, Houston definitely has a problem, as its tentacles have stretched across the Lonestar state, riding fences and keeping Austin weird.

As dark as the rumors around Area 51, The Kraken is a spiced rum blended with natural flavors and caramel color. Confounding the laws of nature, it was first spotted hunting Bighorns along the Colorado, before scaling the Hoover Dam with its beastly suckers – no doubt headed to The Strip in search of unsuspecting tourists and all-you-can-eat buffets.

As dark as the Appalachian Trail at midnight, The Kraken is a spiced rum blended with natural flavors and caramel color. If Virginia is for lovers, then this mysterious beast reportedly loves boiled peanuts, slithering in the Shenandoah, and trolling the deep near Jamestown. But mostly lots and lots of boiled peanuts.

As the Official Rum of the Seattle Kraken, this spiced rum blended with natural flavors and caramel color has earned its moniker. From its home beneath the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, it lays in wait with Galloping Gertie as the sworn protector of Climate Pledge Arena. Its menacing message is clear: don’t puck with Seattle.